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A song that has flooded radio stations and reached out to the hearts of depressed teenagers reeling from breakups across America. A song that mixes metaphors interchangeably and addresses them with such literal force that you'd swear the writers have absolutely no understanding of hyperbole, structure, or possibly even the concept of fiction. However, there's one song out there that deserves your scorn much, much more. Rebecca Black has been getting a lot of heat lately, and much of it is deserved "Friday" is either a terrible song or an Andy Kaufman-esque work of genius. These don't necessarily have to be football related or even sports related - just something so spectacularly terrible that it makes Vandy fans a little bit happier to be cheering for their lovable group of three-star recruits with high GPAs and even higher 40 yard dash times. Schadenfreude is pleasure taken from the suffering of others - and since basketball season ended with the blunt pleasure of a kick in the balls, the joy of watching others fail may be one of the few highlights of 2011. The aim here is to comfort Vanderbilt's faithful by presenting train wrecks even worse than the past 35 years of Commodore football or the basketball team's March performances since 2007.
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To help Commodores across the nation deal with the pain of fresh losses and the lingering memories of historic ones, we've got a special feature Schadenfreude Fridays. Are you guys getting the subtlety here? It's hard to spot.